Friday, July 18, 2008

Forgive Her For She Knows Not What She Does..Or Says...Or Means...Or Eats

Dear God,

Please accept my sincere apologies for taking your name in vain for the past 45 minutes as I tore this house apart looking for my lost Weight Watchers manual. I recognize that you had nothing to do with it and that it was my own slovenly habits that caused it to be lost. That, and the fact that I feel I must hide things away so that my clean freak of a husband won't set it in what he feels is the proper place (I would appreciate a little help in that regard as well).

Given that we are made in your image, I realize how you may be slightly appalled at my interpretation of that and apologize for that as well. That's why I was looking for the f-ing thing in the first place. Also, please help me lose 25 pounds as easily as I lost this manual.

Amen.

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